Saturday, March 17, 2012

A Rant Against Ranters. I'm Aware of the Irony.

Okay, people, here's the thing. Not everybody from [x] political party is racist, ignorant, immoral, a dirty hippy, an idiot, whatever insult is your choice of the day.

What you believe politically doesn't bother me. I'm somewhere in the middle, but I have friends who are GOOD PEOPLE all over the political spectrum. I'm sorry that the blowhards and extremists tend to get airtime, I'm sorry that you disagree with the vocal leaders of x-party about x-issue or even all the issues, but when you categorically insult any one party and all who are in it I get appalled at you, not them. Oh, I may be appalled and insulted by the individual person you're decrying, but when you say, "This is what's wrong with Republicans!" or "This is what's wrong with Democrats!" or this is what's wrong with ANY group I have to try very hard not to blow up at you. Someday I will fail.

Be mad all you want about x-issue or x-person or x-picture you saw on the internet. Rail and scream against it, or post a passionate debate, or react with cold disgust, whatever you like. But please, keep the insults to the individual or individuals responsible, not the group of people as a whole.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

My Ghost

Since we're still getting to know each other here on the blog, I thought I'd introduce you to my cat. (What can I say? Most blogs introduce you to their kids. I don't have kids, so you get my cat. I'm just that cool.)

This is Ghost.


I got him as a stray, but I'm pretty sure he's mostly Turkish Angora. For reference, this is a Turkish Angora.

(Picture shamelessly stolen from Petfinder.com)

You can probably see why I think he's mostly that breed.

He lives up to his name. I know all cats can sneak up behind you without you knowing, but holy cow is Ghost good at it. He is also amazing at hiding. If he doesn't want to be found, he's not going to be found. He's very skittish, and my adorable neurotic ball of fluff. With one exception (and I was flabbergasted by it), roommates meet him at least a week after I've moved in, usually two. He's there in the house or apartment, he just hides. I'm fairly certain he was abused before I got him, since he's a bit hand shy sometimes, he's had a few major panic-run-into-walls-trying-to-get-away episodes, and he's terrified of men. If I can find his previous owners in the afterlife, we're going to have a little talk.

The story of how I got Ghost begins with my previous cat, Tippy.

Tippy used to be an indoor/outdoor cat before we discovered she had FIV (feline equivalent of HIV). She became an indoor-only cat after that, and was not very pleased with this turn of events. Fast forward a bit. I moved to an apartment in Orem, Utah and brought Tippy with me. One night, she managed to dart past me, out the door, and into the night. She didn't come back that night, or the next day, so I put up fliers and started dropping by the animal shelter to see if she had been picked up.

A couple of weeks went by. The day after Thanksgiving I got a call from a kid who said he thought he had my cat. I had gotten a few false alarms in those weeks, and the boy was obviously just reading the description directly from my flyer. What made me think this was the real deal was when he said the cat they found had a black tail with a white tip at the end. Those words were also directly from my flyer, yes, but that was Tippy's defining characteristic and how she got her name.

I showed up at the house, and the kids came out holding Ghost. Now, my fliers had full color pictures of Tippy. Scroll up and take a look at her photo. Scroll up further and take a look at Ghost's photo. I can understand them thinking Ghost was female because he was so very fluffy it was hard to tell, but come on. Those are obviously not the same cat. Disappointed, I told them it was the wrong cat and started to leave. That's when the mother came out and said, "Well, can you take the cat anyway?"

Ah-ha, I thought, all is explained. Your kids found this cat and wanted to keep it. You didn't want it, but didn't want to say no to your precious babies. After internally rolling my eyes, I said I'd take him. I had been planning on going to the shelter that day to look for Tippy anyway. I set Ghost in the car, took him right to the shelter... and they were closed. It was Friday, and they weren't going to be open until Monday. I figured I had a cat for the weekend, took him home, fed him, and gave him a bath. (Poor Ghost was so dirty he was gray, except for a white patch on his upper lip where he had been licking. He turned the bath water gray.) After the bath, Ghost kind of looked around then flopped on me like, "Ah, I'm home!"

I'll have you know I lasted a solid hour before I decided to keep him.

As a really cool final note, I found Tippy six weeks to the day, almost to the hour, from when she ran out the door. Animal control had picked her up and brought her to the shelter. Turns out my fliers did no good because instead of going the easy direction, which is where my fliers went up, she had crossed two major roads, one with five lanes and one with seven lanes. I don't know how she survived the crossing, let alone living on the streets for six weeks. The girls at the shelter were amazed and delighted for me. (They knew me pretty well since I'd been coming in twice a week for all that time.) They felt bad they still had to charge me the $25 fee to get her back. I was just glad to have my kitty. She passed away about a year and a half after that, but she was fourteen then and had lived to a good age.

Thursday, February 9, 2012

First Post (What, you were expecting a clever title?)

It is a well established fact that first blog posts suck. Oh, sure, there are exceptions, but those are the blogs that have some clever theme or purpose, like Cake Wrecks. Blogs like here, where it's one person rambling into the void? The first post is going to suck.

This blog will be no exception.

So hi, I'm Pam. I have a cat. Right now he's sitting on my arm, which makes it harder to type. Little does he know that even one-handed I still type some 35 WPM. Not even soft, adorable fluffiness can stay my words.

I'm a geek, and I own it. I go to conventions and make costumes. I can discuss the finer points of web design and Star Wars and video games and English literature. I took Japanese in high school and college because of anime. I know a little about most arts and crafts, and a lot about some of them.

I have health issues. Some just annoying, some bizarre, some disruptive to daily life. They are what they are.

I'm sure there's more I could say by way of introduction, but honestly? That's all I can think of right now. So hey, hi there. This is my first post, and it sucks.